Goofy Award Winner

The Best Rectum Story of the Year

This week’s goofy, the United Nations has another mind blowing, bad news appointment for women. More surprising is that people still take the UN seriously. Plus bonus, ahem….the “bottom” line on a Canadian Mint employee’s method of stealing a huge amount of gold.

Shocking Stat: Wear Body Armor And Learn To Duck

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Human Rights Smackdown – Canada vs China

Prime Minister Trudeau suggests it ‘s a draw between us when it comes to human rights – which sets Amnesty International and Human Rights Watch on their NGO ears. 

Don’t miss Michaels Editorial: Hillary or Donald? Who Cares?

Amnesty Street Beating

Is This The All Time Olympic Goofy

He had it all but then hookers, booze and a heaping helping of stupidity took over. Ryan Lochte kisses millions goodbye as he forges a unique Olympic legacy.

Don’t miss Featured Guest: Eric Coffin’s 11 gold stocks – average rise 340% – what now? 

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A Stretched Olympic Solution

With all of those superbly conditioned and exceptionally beautiful Olympians, the organizers came up with the ideal remedy for youth and beauty interaction

….also, don’t miss Michael’s treatise on – A Club You Don’t Want To Belong To

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A Club You Don’t Want To Belong To

In this weeks Goofy Clint Eastwood sets the tone for the VP of a student body to say something that got her suspended

Make sure to catch Mike with Greg Weldon – On The Brink of Soaring Move Up In Gold & Silver

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The cry goes up in France from Leo and 500 celebrity pals – “to hell with global warming – we want to party”. The only question in the aftermath of Leonardo DiCaprio’s celebrity bash in St Tropez is – does this week’s celebrity bash have a greater carbon footprint than you’ll have in your entire life?

This weeks Shocking Stat: Horrible News Out of Afghanistan Is Part Of A Much Bigger Story