Dateline 1/7/2008, 9:25 pm “The potential for damage is truly catastrophic,” said Hans Brinker, a spokesman for the International Panel on Continental Drift (IPCD). “The continents are adrift due to the ruthless capitalist exploitation of the environment for profit. Unless immediate steps are taken to halt all oil and mineral extraction, we can expect a massive surge in earthquakes and volcanos by next Tuesday.”
(Ed Note: Shorter Trip for Columbus than I thought!)
Next Week – radio and tv transmissions from Earth that are causing the sun to warm up! (Ed. Note: OK, just a little fun. My bad)